Cheat

My daughter, Grace, just had her first child. Although Grace has a master’s degree from Brandeis in something cerebral called Public Policy, after delivery she promptly joined a gang. A gang of mothers. They are no less dangerous than your traditional biker gang. They just smell better. The entire gang is made up of mothers….

Happy Easter Bunny… With Prunes and Mustard!

Once upon a time, the Easter Bunny was hopping along the proverbial Bunny Trail when a hungry French woman called Madame le Farmer’s Wife sprang from the bushes wielding a club slightly smaller than a baseball bat called L’Club de Lapin.  Madame le Farmer’s Wife delivered the Easter Bunny one fatal blow to the head…

Booze

My friend Alicia drinks. She is not a drunk but, like me, she is not averse to taking a drink of something decent …for breakfast, lunch or dinner.  Alicia has perfect posture and a very large collection of sunglasses, so no one would know of her affinity for drink unless one of her best friends…